Life was pretty boring just sitting there on the shelf, day after day. Evey time one person walked by I would hear the same old comments, 'why is that doll in the front its so ugly' or ' why would any one want that doll?' It was horrible I am the only one left of my edition of dolls because they weren't popular enough, looks like I wasn't good enough after all. Oh well I guess I will just spend my whole life up on a........ what the heck ahhh I'm being moved. OUCH!!! I fell into a cart. Oh my gosh I can't believe it I was actually about to be bought. finally i will be played with by a child, all my life I wish this would happen. I was carried around the store in a cart by a lady. Once we got to the till I was picked up once more and thrown on to a black rubbery surface. Once i got to the end a different lady with a name tag that said "Linda" turned me upside down and shinned a bright light in my eyes. Let me tell you red lights are bright. After that horrific insentient i was put into a bag..... a plastic bag. I could not breathe it was horrible.
I couldn't see anything, but I knew the cart was moving as I was getting pushed up against the side of the cart. as other items in the bag with me pushed up against me, I wished I was back on the shelf for a second. Finally I and the other items arrived at her parked red Volkswagen bug. I felt her grab the handle to my bag then I was lifted into the back of her little car. Was I was let down the bag slipped down so now I could finally breathe a little now. Once she got all the bags into the car she left and went to sit in the front of the car. I heard the motor start, and then off she went onto the highway. After a short ride we went threw a gate, and there before me we rows of big houses. Most of them were decorated. But why? I've heard of Christmas but all I thought it was, was just a big sale they had at stores.... boy was I wrong. She parked her little car in the garage and carried me in side along with all the other bags.
She took all the food upstairs first and then the other stuff. I waited and waited for her to come back down and take me up there too so a little child could play with me. But as I waited I heard a faint voice saying that the store was crazy busy. Then I could smell the aroma of coffee. It was really dark down here and every hour it got darker and darker. I did not like that. Then once I could not hear faint children's voices, I could here footsteps coming down the stairs. Was she coming to take me out of this depressingly dark basement?
She ripped the bag of of me, I could finally breathe. She took me upstairs and chucked me onto the couch. Ow it hurt. She graped a roll of coloured paper. She cut a strip of it and took me and placed me on it. Then she put it tightly over me and taped it. It was HORRIBLE!!!!! I must have been in there for few weeks, like at least 2 weeks. Then one morning I heard kids screaming and their footsteps running towards the Christmas tree I was under. I saw a little girls fingers tearing the paper of of me. Once it was all gone, she screamed mommy I love it. The little girl opened the rest of her presents. She graped me and took me out of my box. She played with me until she got a late Christmas present in the mail, which a newer edition of me. she left me and i was never played with again
Monday, December 13, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
10 favourite words
I walked down the street and all of a sudden I was collywobbled (butter flies in stomach). I looked all over the place and I couldn't see why I was like that. Then I saw my friend who is a goombah (an older friend who protects you). I saw the schools klutz (awkward or stupid person) who is also my bully I knew something was going on. I left lickety-split (as fast as possible) running down the street. As I was running I grabbed a bumbershoot (an umbrella) as I opened it a gust of wind took me off my feet. Codswallop (nonsense) I yelled as the umbrella took me higher into the air.I did think this was a doozy (something great) because I did get away from my bully. He did look like he was in a dudgeon (a bad mood). I knew he was in a bad mood because he was wearing fard (face paint or make-up). Every one wasGongoozling (staring at) me, once I landed because I caused a donnybrook (a riot) but only because when I landed fell on some one and hit another person in the head with my bummbershoot. I did have fun getting away from the klutz.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Fish falling from the sky
I heard a weird noise that sounded like some one walking on my roof. It was very loud because the sound was loud enough to wake me up at 3:30. I looked at the clock it was 3:27 to be exact. I just rolled over trying to ignore it and go back to bed. Well that didn't really work for me because the noise kept getting louder and louder. Slowly I rolled out of bed and grabbed a hoodie. With my eyes almost all the way shut I walked down the stairs. When I got to the bottom I grabbed onto the door knob and turned the knob slowly. Then a gust of wind flung the door open.
To my eyes I saw fish falling from the dark moonlight sky. I took a step out of my house and Salmon were falling right in front of me. It was a bit cold but I waited outside for a bit just to be sure what i was seeing is really happening. Salmon falling from the sky I thought I was going crazy but it was only 3:30 in the morning so maybe I was seeing crazy things. Shocked I closed the door behind me and walked up the stares. I went back to my room and quickly fell asleep still with the loud noises hitting the roof of my house.
When I woke up the next day it was about eight o'clock. When I was finished getting dressed and doing my hair, I walked into the kitchen and put some toast into the toaster. When I was done I looked out of the window and to my surprise I did see salmon LOTS and LOTS of salmon. I was sure I was going crazy, then the phone rang. I picked it up and it was my best friend calling to say if I looked out the window yet and saw.....FISH. After that I knew I wasn't going crazy. I wasn't the only one who saw them. But the only thing I didn't get was how they came from the sky, fish are supposed to be in the lake not falling from the sky into neighbourhoods. There was never any tilde wave so that couldn't have brought them here. But then I knew.
There was a tornado by the ocean that could have carried the fish and water over here. There was at least 50 or 60 fish just in my backyard and drive way. The only thing now was to figure out what to do with the fish. I could save a few and eat them later and sell the rest. I could also just sell all of them. So I decided to just sell them all. I grabbed a several big blue heavy pales and filled them up with fish. With in two hours i picked up all the fish and took them into my house. I spent the whole time filling he buckets, carrying them up to the kitchen and emptying them.
Once all the fish were inside, my house stunk. I starting washing all the fish. It took me half and hour to wash all the fish. That's all I was doing that day. I was super tired. It was only like 5 o'clock so I decided to relax and just watch some t.v with hot cocoa. After I ate super I took a shower and went to bed. I knew in the morning I would take the fish to the market and sell them.
I woke and got ready. I piled up all the fish into my car. As I was driving to the market I could smell the disgusting aroma or raw fish. Five minutes later I arrived at the market. I unpacked all the fish and gave it to the guy. A few months later all the fish I gave to the market were sold. And I got about 5 000 dollars for my fish. But I know I will never ever forget what happened though.
To my eyes I saw fish falling from the dark moonlight sky. I took a step out of my house and Salmon were falling right in front of me. It was a bit cold but I waited outside for a bit just to be sure what i was seeing is really happening. Salmon falling from the sky I thought I was going crazy but it was only 3:30 in the morning so maybe I was seeing crazy things. Shocked I closed the door behind me and walked up the stares. I went back to my room and quickly fell asleep still with the loud noises hitting the roof of my house.
When I woke up the next day it was about eight o'clock. When I was finished getting dressed and doing my hair, I walked into the kitchen and put some toast into the toaster. When I was done I looked out of the window and to my surprise I did see salmon LOTS and LOTS of salmon. I was sure I was going crazy, then the phone rang. I picked it up and it was my best friend calling to say if I looked out the window yet and saw.....FISH. After that I knew I wasn't going crazy. I wasn't the only one who saw them. But the only thing I didn't get was how they came from the sky, fish are supposed to be in the lake not falling from the sky into neighbourhoods. There was never any tilde wave so that couldn't have brought them here. But then I knew.
There was a tornado by the ocean that could have carried the fish and water over here. There was at least 50 or 60 fish just in my backyard and drive way. The only thing now was to figure out what to do with the fish. I could save a few and eat them later and sell the rest. I could also just sell all of them. So I decided to just sell them all. I grabbed a several big blue heavy pales and filled them up with fish. With in two hours i picked up all the fish and took them into my house. I spent the whole time filling he buckets, carrying them up to the kitchen and emptying them.
Once all the fish were inside, my house stunk. I starting washing all the fish. It took me half and hour to wash all the fish. That's all I was doing that day. I was super tired. It was only like 5 o'clock so I decided to relax and just watch some t.v with hot cocoa. After I ate super I took a shower and went to bed. I knew in the morning I would take the fish to the market and sell them.
I woke and got ready. I piled up all the fish into my car. As I was driving to the market I could smell the disgusting aroma or raw fish. Five minutes later I arrived at the market. I unpacked all the fish and gave it to the guy. A few months later all the fish I gave to the market were sold. And I got about 5 000 dollars for my fish. But I know I will never ever forget what happened though.
Friday, October 1, 2010
My Bacon yummieness
As i came down the stairs i could smell the aroma of cooking bacon sizzling on the frying pan. As I wiped the sleep out of my eye I slowly made my way to the table that was covered with pancakes with syrup running down the side, tons and tons of bacon. i grabbed a plate which were placed in the middle of the large table, and stacked my plate high with bacon and pancakes. I drizzled on some more syrup and grabbed a knife and started to begin. i devoured my plate within seconds and demanded more. As I ate more it was so good i could not stop. it was definitely the best breakfast anyone could have.
Monday, September 20, 2010
If I were invisible for a day
I woke up one morning and i felt different. I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror I didn't see any reflection. I knew exactly what I was going to do that day. I walked out the front door and off I went to go to school with nothing but a pair of shoes on. I went to my first class and I sat in a desk in the front. When the teacher started talking I got up out of the desk and moved everything around. I picked up one kid's backpack right in front of her and took in out in to the hall.
After twenty minutes I decided to leave and go to the mall. After i got to the mall I went in to my favourite stores I modeled some outfits i don't think the people who worked there liked it. I didn't have to wait for i change room. I realized that everything but clothes and shoes that I touch turn invisible so i grabbed and bag and filled it with a ton of clothes. I went to my neighbourhood and snuck into my neighbours house's while the were at work. I went into their cabinets and took out the cookies and eat them all. I grabbed the cereal and dumped it all out on the floor and spilled some milk too. I hung the blankets from their bed as curtains in the living room. I saw i car pull into the drive way when i saw them walk down the hallway i turned on the shower. They came into turn it off i grabbed the shampoo and dumped the whole container on their head a slipped out the door and left.
I went back to school and decided I wasn't done with my fun. When I got there it was lunch time. I grabbed a kid's juice box and popped it in their face. I eat my friends cookies in front of them. they went crazy. Then i went home, jumped in my bed and realized that i was coming visible again .
After twenty minutes I decided to leave and go to the mall. After i got to the mall I went in to my favourite stores I modeled some outfits i don't think the people who worked there liked it. I didn't have to wait for i change room. I realized that everything but clothes and shoes that I touch turn invisible so i grabbed and bag and filled it with a ton of clothes. I went to my neighbourhood and snuck into my neighbours house's while the were at work. I went into their cabinets and took out the cookies and eat them all. I grabbed the cereal and dumped it all out on the floor and spilled some milk too. I hung the blankets from their bed as curtains in the living room. I saw i car pull into the drive way when i saw them walk down the hallway i turned on the shower. They came into turn it off i grabbed the shampoo and dumped the whole container on their head a slipped out the door and left.
I went back to school and decided I wasn't done with my fun. When I got there it was lunch time. I grabbed a kid's juice box and popped it in their face. I eat my friends cookies in front of them. they went crazy. Then i went home, jumped in my bed and realized that i was coming visible again .
How's the weather
Today was a cold damp rainy day. the rain was like a million little pellets come down from big, round, gray clouds. the thunder sounded as if drums were beating long loud beats. the lighting was flashes of light here and gone within a second. the rain was coming down so hard that the droplets were bouncing off the ground like tiny dancers before they dropped. you could hear every little drop come down to earth with a drip drop sound. finally the rain stopped and out came the sun, warm and bright. making a beautiful rainbow that filled the sky with every colour imaginable.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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